♥ “As you get older, three things happen. ♥ “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.” -Luis Buñuel ♥ “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson ♥ “I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” ―Bill Watterson ♥ “The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.” -James Branch Cabell ♥ “Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. ♥ “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” -George Burns ♥ “No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You’re old, you sag, get over it.” -Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls And I also know that I’m not blonde.” -Dolly Parton ♥ “I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'” ―Groucho Marx ♥ “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. You can either be right, or you can be happy.” -Ralphie May

♥ “As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. ♥ “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” -Shirley MacLaine ♥ “The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.” -Dolly Parton ♥ “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” -Pauline Thomason ♥ “Never go to bed mad. ♥ “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” -Benjamin Franklin ♥ “I drink to make other people more interesting.” -Ernest Hemingway Luckily, this is not difficult.” -Charlotte Whitton

♥ “Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

Funny quotes about life being hard